The other night while watching Shrek on TV, I heard a little gem of a line: "Donkey, you are going the right way for a smacked bottom!"
So I say this: "MAGGIE, YOU ARE GOING THE RIGHT WAY FOR A SMACKED BOTTOM!" And after last night's Opossum WWF Smack Down episode, the bottom smacking will commence quite soon. Don't get me wrong, my fur-kids mean the world to me, the meaning of my existence, my light at the end of the tunnel, etc. But once they wake me up 3 times during the hours of 1:25am and 3:45, Mommy becomes a bit patience-challenged. Tired Erin + opossum killer wannabe Maggie = Jake the Snake vs. Hulk Hogan circa 1989. Lots of under eye makeup and a "closeline" in Maggie's future!
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